Prompt 1

I am interested in answering vaguely-worded single-choice questions.

Prompt 2

Whenever I visit a website, I would like them to share my personal data with their 890 partners, which is definitely a very normal size for a polycule.

Prompt 3

I appreciate it when my friends call me a good bird boy bunny cat critter dog doggy doll drone enby entity fox gamer girl horse kitty lad lass monster object person pig pony pup puppy repository robot sheep toy unit wah.

Prompt 4

Mayonnaise is a good addition to food.

Prompt 5

It's important for everything to be in alphabetical order.

Prompt 6

I will eat ice cream regardless of how cold it is outside.

Prompt 7

If I receive a message with the emoji 🙂, it means the other person is annoyed with me.

Prompt 8

I am familiar with the website wikiFeet.

Prompt 9

Prompt 10

"Hugs & furry porns, [name]" is an acceptable way to end a professional email.

Prompt 11

You are in a dark cave. The ceiling is slowly dripping, and there's a conveniently placed bucket collecting the mildly questionable water. Once your eyes adjust, you squint at it and notice a yellow label on the side, reading "BUCKET OF DOOM".

To the west, there is a tunnel with disused railroad tracks. While it seems to be quite far away, the unmistakable sound of Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam is making its way through the cave network and activating your neurons.

To the east, you see a brick wall with a narrow opening; it might be wide enough for you to squeeze through. There is a distinct lack of any music coming from this direction.

Prompt 12

When buying chilled food at the supermarket, I will always look for the items with the latest "use by" date.

Prompt 13

I delete my ROMs within 24 hours of downloading them, like a good person.

Prompt 14

I feel self-conscious about my music tastes.

Prompt 15

An app I haven't used in years keeps on sending me emails about how it's the "Last 7 days to earn up to £200!" and how I can totally get rich with shitcoins.

Prompt 16

If I'm out and about with somebody and I see a dog, I must excitedly go "dog!!" so that they know there's a cool dog to observe.

Prompt 17

I would put the following breakfast items on my plate:

Prompt 18

I think far too often about specific scenes from the TV show How To with John Wilson.

Prompt 19

Listening to Neil Cicierega's Mouth albums has ruined countless songs for me.

Prompt 20

I would like to answer some bonus questions.

Prompt 21

I enjoy presenting myself as a weird creature online.

Prompt 22

When I see "CBT", I think...

Prompt 23

Warning! The lever will teleport you deep into the Wilderness.

Are you sure you wish to pull it?

Prompt 24

I feel validated when I'm the first person to leave a specific react on a message on Discord/Slack/Teams/etc and then somebody else clicks the same react.

Prompt 25

Making this quiz was a worthwhile use of several hours of Ninji's time on a nice Tuesday evening (and probably a bit of Wednesday, at this rate).

Prompt 26

I have strong opinions about fonts, and graphic design is my passion.

Prompt 27

GIF is pronounced...

Prompt 28

Taking your phone into the shower is a sensible thing to do.

Prompt 29

When using an escalator, it is polite to...

Prompt 30

weather